Yet more Jokes

[Mike Cranny]

New definitions

Afronting
The suggestion that trying to save money by insuring your son’s car in your name is fraud, is an affront.

New products

Passenger Liability Cover
Covers you for loss you never had when you weren’t a passenger in a no fault accident.
Cover only is only available in the Blackburn, Bolton, Preston and Manchester areas, where the risk of not being a passenger in a no fault accident is very low.


Headlines you will never see

I saved over a thousand pounds on Confused .com.
I put my details in and the cheapest premium was £1000 so I decided to drive without insurance and save the money


Aggregators raise money for charity
Aggravate – the association set up to protect the interests of aggregators yesterday announced donation of £ 1000 to help homeless brokers. The charity will have to pay the first £500 of the gift itself.


The world cup wasted on illiterate savages
Vote to keep the 2018 world cup out of the UK. We already have too much sport in the UK and not enough Ballet and Opera. We already have some of the fattest ladies in the world, let’s invest in teaching them to sing.


Have you taken out a loan to pay your FSA Fees?
You might have been charged for payment protection you did not sell Our motto is:- "We win, You Pay"

- And remember, where there a claim, there’s a shameless bunch of spivs with their noses in the trough

Contact:Greed & Partners (regulated by the ministry for injustice)




Question: -. I have had enough of being a broker and want to surrender my FSA authorisation.I have heard the FSA have a backlog and the staff are on a “go slower”
What is the quickest way to quit the buasiness?


Answer:- Simply sign Insurance Ages’s petition entitled “ I think the initials F.S.A stand for ****ing Sod All and that Hector Sants is Pants and your application to cease trading will go to the top of the queue.

[davidmd]

Insurers' response to crash for cash - a Fraud Focus.